February 2012
188 posts
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The...
The Bachelor
MOM: I dont no how to do all caps but he is so ugly
Anonymous asked: You're gorgeous and make me laugh on the daily. Thanks for being so awesome =)
Anonymous asked: Crystal's get right for Alicia Keys concert: make up an anorexic chant. cvyfviuhbihbbtvtvrx! You are hilarious!
the crissle chronicles: today is my friday →
crisslechronicles:
april 26, 2005: Somebody stole my mom’s checking account information and has jacked about $700 from her account. Ohhhhh shit it’s about to go down. My mom is the nicest little sweet Christian lady you ever saw. She cooks for the kid’s fundraising dinners and sings in the church choir and…
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had food sex?
Anonymous asked: SMFH @ you liking Birthday Cake Remix...
Anonymous asked: Would you be down for surprise butt sex?
Anonymous asked: I wanna lick your asshole.
Send me a dirty question. If I'm too embarrassed...
might regret this
thisisbluelanguage asked: I already thought you were amazing and hilarious,but I swear after last night I am writing you and Kid Fury in for public office. If either of you want to mayor of San Francisco, let me know.
kentokatazi asked: I am still so perplexed by your ustream last night. HAHA. I think it made me love you even more though, if that was at all possible
Anonymous asked: i dont think he would tell me. im trying to size up the competition, i have a huge crush on him
Anonymous asked: So how you just gon do my boy alex like that tho? He loves you girl, do anything for you and that baby. SHAME ON YOU!